"Holy cow!! I crapped myself these guys were so loud."

-Vice President Dick Cheney

"Knock-Off Ned ain't no Led Zeppelin!"

-Jimmy Page

"Hey Denise, why don't you answer my emails?"

-President Bill Clinton

"Don't let these guys play for beer, you'll go broke."

-Anonymous

"I just love doing my Irish Jig to Knock-Off Ned's last set."

-Governor Martin O'Malley

"Ain't nobody in that band who really knows how to move!"

-Axel Rose